Mug I Have Selective Hearing. I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected.

  • $8.99

Wake up and smell the sarcasm. Our mugs are proudly made in the USA, and guaranteed to add a little snark to your morning.

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Add Some Cynicism to your Mornings

Do people try to engage in meaningful conversation before you have had your morning coffee?   Does the thought of interacting with other people make you want to slam your head in a drawer?   Well we really can't help with that, and you probably need some professional help.   But in case you also need a vessel to hold your sock water, do we have some mugs for you!

"Not Just for Coffee Anymore!"

Product # 1002
Country Made in the U.S.A.
Dishwasher Safe Yes.
Weight 11.5500 oz
Microwave Safe Yes.